All Comments on 'We Need To Talk - Take It or Leave'

I like how you handle the wife. Send her away and when she returns it's to find the husband in better digs that won't accommodate her and he's living the life of a horny buck rabbit.

Thanks for the read.

Passive consequences for a stupid wife. Having fun now honey? Wonder how long before the next threat? Take me back or divorce? Uh"Honey I'll take the divorce since all our assets are gone." Good little flash story. 4

Nici lives forever...

First off, ignore the last comment. The stupid cunt got what she wanted, just not the way she wanted. Only in fiction, huh? Sometimes us btb people kinda enjoy the fiction. Makes us sleep better.

Five Stars

I do get and enjoy the little story. Helen outsmarted herself. Good for her. Better for him. I didn't see this as a BTB. Wasn't Helen getting what she wanted?

I don't get the Nici remark. Nici wrote a story years back about a self-delusional wife who debased her marriage because of she stupidly believed she was helping some self-absorbed moron. Nici's wife was a gooey whine. The Helen here is a prickly bitch.

I like these shorties sometimes. I like your longer ones better.

Take a five, but write something meatier next time.

she wanted the cake, the icing and now the ice cream. TK U MLJ LV NV

A good story as usual!!! She was more than burnt!!! She had to stay with lover boy!! And lover boy had to support her! so 4*

Can't speak for you, but if I were shallow enough for friends with benefits, I wouldn't have married in the first place. I don't think being single can compare with a good marriage. Keep trying. They're not all cunts.

A cheating wife tale with the classic-"Be careful what you wish for.." bend.

Invite Helen to use the couch on one of Jane's nights.

The concept is DELIGHTFUL! The details ( such as financial resources and capacity to attract young '10's ) are highly unlikely! But it IS a marvelous fantasy!

4* (Sweetie has not figured out the source of Bull's woes?)

I always read your stories first. They tend to be short enough that I can ignore anything else to read them. And they always brighten that part of my day with a fun twist.

At the end he admits to us the readers that some of the women he told his wife about were not real, he made them up so that he could keep her away and give her some pain.

It isn't whether he can pull tens but whether she thinks he is too busy for her.

Demoting her to friends with benefits is about the best he can do, in a divorce he would lose resources.

This way she is a drain on lover-boy's resources instead.

So yes it is sad that he can't have a good marriage, but not his fault and he does the best he can with the cards he is dealt.

He has a comfortable enough number, and making up the others gives him some quiet time without the cheater wife bugging him. Sounds to me as if life is good for him now.

she took, he left.

there is no need to talk.

Short and sweet! 3*

Clever, amusing, and nicely written. Makes it a for sure 4 stars from me.

great point yield per word. we like minimalism.

but what strikes me as " odd" is that when the wife or any wife says take it or leave it...

what exactly is she offering that is so great that a husband/ man would actually say .... " yeah ok you can fuck another man for a while "?

I mean does the wife give the best BJs in the world?

Does she have the greatest ass ? is she super Rich? The best tits?

it was to short. I would have liked to have know a little more history of how this all started. You write very well and it is a good start, but you needed to expand on it more.

Thank you Harry! I take your point.

Nicely presented and amusing. Harry is right though, the phrase certainly needed a better context when she used, but when he used it, it was perfect.

Is a format I really enjoy and you do it well. M'Thrasher you perhaps miss the point of the "late in early out" concept. The history is implied without being told and the resolution is up to the reader

Well executed!

"Careful what you wish for", you just might get it......

This is a good short story. I think it says it all. This husband gave the wife what she wanted...even more. I guess the excitement died away when loverboy had to support her and she was with him 6 days a week. The excitement definitely wore off. Now the husband became more exciting because she was only with him 1 day a week. Glad he did not think about taking her back...but he was willing to give her more time. She was a typical cheater...now she is cheating on loverboy. Thank you for a very insightful story.

good just super cooooooooooolllllll TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT YAA BABY FACE THE REALITY HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I read, I smiled, I laughed....you're good! Thanks!

or even I told you so. TK U MLJ LV NV

Hell of a thing, especially when you realize you've traded down.

Those cheating whores got to remember why they married their husbands in the first place, otherwise they may end up losing what they always were looking for.

Keep it up. You have a special muse.

The story is a good read, it is a refreshing twist on the cuckold tales. A double confuckled cuckold where the husband turns the table on the wife. I gave the story 5 stars and bet he had the look of the cat that ate the canary when he stated "Take it or Leave it". Keep writing and keep up the great work.....

A spin on an old proverb;; Never piss off the gator before crossing the river!!!

Fun shot!

Another funny little take from Britease. One of the best from Anglo land.

I think it's one of the best stories of revenge by living well that I've ever read.

beaten up, lost 'is bloody job.....How could such a thing 'appen....

Now that's living good!

I suppose any man that runs into this problem would like to have it turn out like this.

Kids whatever have 6. Kick her out immediately

Tell everyone

Work it out with kids if possible

Have to keep self respect and honor

Such a fitting story...Luv it!

Just divorce the bitch. Life is too short

This second read makes this great little story a favorite.

I wouldn't divorce her just keep her around for some amusement. She must think she's a comedienne since she came up that hilarious scheme.

she will divorce him and he loses big time financially.

Love it, this series are all great

Yeah

I read this before. She said, "take it or leave it." I guess she didn't like her own words. Tremendous tale.

still wouldn't have her one day a week! Not even with a condom.

What?

You fantasized a little cute 4-year old??!

What does western medical circle call it, pedo---?

Really a 4year old??!

Yes! A great tale of needing to talk. All of them should end up like this one!

The fastest way to an unhappy wife is give her all she asks for!!!

Finally, a story of yours that has the husband landing on his feet and the ex remorseful

A free hole to fill, while someone else pays for the upkeep? Sounds like a good deal, better get a. Axe to my tho, don’t wanna get trapped

Cuck story, low score, crap

1 star - cuck crap and why would any man want to risk getting an STD from an unfaithful slutty former wife?

No realism at all. One of author's worst pieces.

Realistic story, husband checks out when he finds out she's cheating.

When your wife is fucking someone else, you are now single and can do whatever the fuck you want.

Too many women arrogantly believe they can have someone on the side and their man will still be faithful.

5 stars for putting the cunt in her place

masterpiece of a woman who broke her vows and a man that turned his wife into a cuck and treats her like a fwb

5 STARS

masterpiece of a woman who broke her vows and a man that turned his wife into a cuck and treats her like a fwb

5 STARS

It's one thing to bang a girl, and another to live with her.

You can be the best version of yourself, and keep it mostly all sexual energy based...which women love.

But a room mate, and long standing friendship, and then sex...that's a lot of hard fucking work....FOR MEN.

Men do ALL the heavy lifting in a relationship. Unless you're with some queen that holds rare traditional values....and even then it's only equal. And I don't mean equal sharing of chores because that shit is one-sided. Yes, you'll share chores...but men are still emotional tampons for women while he remains stoic. So honestly it's not hard and means a lot when a woman will cook for her man, or give the tiniest show of appreciation like a back rub.

But that's pretty much extinct. Just the man providing most of the financial security like old times, the emotional security like old times, and the chores. Plus he's expected to be an emotional rock like old times. So it's really a lose lose situation to be married. Especially to dime-a-dozen cliche modern women like the wife in this story.

Trust me. I'v done it all. The cooking and cleaning. The food shopping. Paying the bills. Being the more fit spouse. It's a lot of fucking work. And it's not worth it. It took literally 10% the effort to be the charming rouge that wines and dines some woman and rocks her world in the bedroom. Hell, my live in partner seems to respect me more when I ignore her. Doting doesn't do shit because normie women take that shit for granted. Dunno why, don't care why.

It's all fun and games until she goes bitter and takes you to divorce court...

RIP in piece Tom, we crei evrytiem!

Would rate 5 stars for the LULZ, but you lost one due to the inevitable bootyravaging the courts will hand Tom. 4 stars

Cute little story that I laughed at. I'm going to expand on the comment below me- "it's all fun & games until she brings you to divorce court." When she does, he produces his recording of her saying she wants Clive on the weekends & for him to "take it or leave it". At which she didn't know & while the divorce goes through (as he now wants one also!), it's not as profitable as she thoughts it would be. 4 stars Bob

There is always Jasmine....................nah she's the poodle Mary has. lol

Like the twist; Helen's somewhat demented thinking that her husband wouldn't react at some time. In fact, he should've done something sooner, even though there's no real timeline to judge. She goes off for 2weeks and expects him to do nothing? He should've told her then & there, before she left, that those times away in unacceptable.

The story was interesting even if Tom didn't say all he could've/ should've said. There's also some punctuation misses, mainly commas, that made me reading some lines more than once. Then some words- not sure if they're used in England, but the writer could've made things more understandable for the American readers. However, this was only a small part. Finally, Rimmerdal's comment about Mary's poodle Jasmine-- only too funny!

Good dirty, Femsom agitprop fun…

5 stars - and second read.

I really do believe having a woman around two or three times a week (on a casual get together kind of arrangement), would be far preferable to living with one woman full time. I mean, the older you get, the more the odds favour this kind of relationship - because women live longer than men and there are a greater number of single, unattached, women of all ages, out there looking for a kind, considerate, caring, loving - 'Handy kinda Guy - that can FIX stuff'. My children/grandchildren gave me a large T-shirt emblazoned with the words -

If PAPA can't fix it - we're ALL screwed. The other thing they mentioned was that in the event of a world war, or an apocalypse, they want to be with me, because I'm ex-military and have survivor skills.

Rather than the blowhard 'alpha', loud, obnoxious, rich, ASSHOLE types, OR those SMARMY, smooth talking, salesmen types - who just want to fuck them, then forget them and move on to the next challenge. EVERY bar, or loud dance club is full of them on Friday or Saturday nights. In fact, I cannot remember the last time I ever sat in a bar just to have a drink - must be at least 20 years ago.

If my wife ever had even the thought of going out with another man at any time in our marriage - I would just repeat a favourite mantra of mine - she could be replaced in an instant - just like pulling your hand out of a bucket of water - how much of a hole did you leave and for how long?

WHY?

Because I am one of those 'Handy Kinda Guys' - who can FIX anything.

AND I have never experienced a rejection from any woman, who became the focus of my attention, for more than 60 years. In fact, it is getting easier the older I get - PLUS I am getting a whole lot fussier choosing who will be the next lucky person.

Second 5*

Most excellent. Five stars

Nice.

Hehe

Sweet!

Good read

Silly and hopeful thinking.

Another good fun read