by Xarth
Funny as usual.
Not a strong math student I see...Half of 16 is 8, now 8 plus the remaining 12 is...20!! Did he tear into her stomach??
ok so the mum is 27 years old and the kids are 18. that means that the mother was ONLY 9 years old when she had the kids. i think you need to edit the ages mate!
Will you lot wish up, he's taken the piss out of those writers who think a 12 inch dick, 44JJ tits are the norm
I stopped reading right when you said the mom is 27. So she was 9 when she had her kids?? Do us a favour and stop writing.
Obviously a parody/farce/joke/comedy/dream????
The rest of you need to lighten up!.
The writer is obviously pushing every button you shit-for-brains dimwits have, just to watch you yap like the hair-trigger Schnauzers you are! Lighten up and join in the joke, it's a one-trick pony but it's worth it just to read the drone from you fuckheads. Keep going, Xarth, these asswipes need someone like you to pull their heads out of their asses!
I'm feeling a visit from some hot aunts and virgin cousins is on the way. Of course they all need to be broken in properly by our hero's magic cock. Dad should take his responsibilities as a homeowner more seriously and install some drains in the house or at least buy a shopvac to clean up the gallons of cum on the floor. Its shocking his lack of consideration for his family's comfort.
The math does not quite work out but I'm more interested in his magic shaft!
Another funny one. Some don't seem to get the joke.
78 GG breasts... and you call them sexy.. terribly silly indeed !
quit switching the size of his cock around its annoying, just pick a damn size and stick with it, okay ?
To really get the absurdity of this story series you probably should be a fan of the Zucker brothers.
Terribly silly is right but otherwise hot story. Keep up the good work.
No one has mentioned that his name keeps changing. It's been Jack, Jeff, and Jason; I must have forgotten one. I also like the 'reasons' he doesn't have to use a condom.
I don't get the commenter that said it was hot. To me, it's so ridiculous that it isn't the least bit sexy, but then there are people who still don't get it. Yes, it's heavy handed, and the jokes keep recurring, but that's part of the fun. It reminds me of the 18th Century British plays.
What a lot of dribble first of a 14" dick I can relate to to then go to 15", then to 17" then dropping to 16", but then you go to a 20" cock I though was bad enough but then the sealer on it all A FUCKING 22" COCK !!!!!! get real asshole you lost me then as I was thinking maybe you could score a decent vote, if we could vote a minus score that's what you'd be getting from me instead of the 1 that I gave you. Mum's 78GG are a bit far fetch even thought there's a woman by the name of Zena Fulsome who does have a 80" set of tits
proof read your story. cock went from 10 to 12, to 16 , to 18, etc. mom is 27 kids at 9yo? 56 FFFF tits the 78 GG?
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Well said last comment, well done Xarth, keep it cumming.
Hilarious stuff, 5+ from me.
A penis which fluctuates 5 inches and a mother 9 years older!
Do you know, I'm starting to think that this story might not be 100% completely serious, Xarth. I can't put my finger on it, something just seems terribly... goofy
27yo mom 18 yo children different size cock every chapter definitely silly
I'm basically at least 50% reading this to see how xarth reinvents the same variable penis size gag in each chapter.
ROFLMAO. You're still killing me the multiple gags. Mom's breast size keeps changing just like her son's cock. And the age difference. Hahaha! Do the math and mommy was 9 years old when she gave birth to the twins.
Priceless!
Just read the comment from GoldDust0402....most excellent! Your comment was perfect!