by Harddaysknight
What I luved about this story was the calamity of events that occurred, and how in the end "all's well that end's well". Enjoy all of your work, looking forward to all that is to follow... Thanks,
That was a bit of a rollercoaster ride! Thanks for the enjoyable read!
Killian
How did the detective know that Mary had been with the deceased? That doesn't make sense without some extra information.
OTOH, thanks for another story, HDK. You are one of six that are "must read", i.e., if you wrote it, I read it. Every other writer is "maybe I do, maybe I don't". Heck, I just reread in the last two weeks every one of your stories here. Keep up the good work.
Loved, but while I know this was typical HDK, I have a need to ask a couple of questions as if this was serious.
I understand his wife and daughter didn't have their phones and computers, but why didn't his brother go see them? They weren't under house arrest, why not go to his job?
What about his wife denying him sex?
Great story. Sitting at home in europe and reading as we are pretty much locked down . Great twist at the end. Love it.
One surprise after another and the twist at the end? A classic!
The cuck king writes yet another story about taking his skank cheating wife back . You cucky little bitch . Hear eat this used condom 1 star only cause it can't be voted lower
Your normal insanity. 👍
Need more sarcastic putdowns in the actor’s speech. Always an enjoyable read
Totally fun.
You have a way of packing personality into every story. The humor and plot worked well together. Thank you, Mr. Knight. A great read to start the day.
I'm so sorry that your main character had to go three days fucking two women -- do I detect one of your fantasies there? (smile)
As usual, a great story; 5*
Hugs and Kisses, Amy
Too bad the two crazy sisters will have to find another man. Great to have HDK back.
I‘ve got da blue pills by dozen, ya know, fo free, me wanna help.
Good story, mon
Five Spliffs, thumbs up !
if she only fucked him the one time months ago and neither of them talked about it how did the police detective know about it?
About as far-fetched a story as you could ever find on Lit. I wouldn't believe a word of it, except that nearly the same thing happened to me! In my case the sisters were twins, both redheads, and in their late 20s, but otherwise it was virtually the same story! (Well, actually one other difference is that I wound up living with the twins in the end...)
As always, HDK entertains us, makes us chuckle, and keeps us guessing--even to the last paragraph, when we're taken by surprise with the final twist. He is the Tolstoy of Loving Wives, and I love the Dickens out of his stories!
Thanks, ohio
A typical week in the life of Harddaysknight. Thanks for the entertaining and funny rollercoaster ride.
Well , A bit to fast and crazy for me. Wife having an affair, lover killed, taken hostage and forced accomplice in a robbery, helping sisters and getting raped by them. I pulled the plug before he was shot into space.
I should have explained what I felt would be obvious. The detective went to the lover's residence and beat him to death. Being a detective, even an angry one, he would have asked questions about other women the man had seduced since the detective would know information was necessary to frame someone. Before the man died, he named names. Thanks for reading. This March 17th event is the best one yet! Thanks Randi!
great story. Sitting waiting for the complex world to heal I found this to be a sweet diversion.
Then tying all back together with a nascent level O. Henry twist.
Ergo the obvious score
Full marks *****
That has been my assessment of this event thus far i am saddened to say.
A great story with an amusing twist at the end that I never saw coming.
A lovely bite-sized pleasure all the way through in its non-stop, rock-and-roll amusement, with a more than satisfactory ending.
Thank you, sir!
Surreal comic nightmare. Reminds me of the 1985 Martin Scorsese film “After Hours” with Griffin Dunne and Rosanna Arquette in which an unassuming low level white collar worker stumbles through a series of quirky and life threatening encounters with a cast of crazy characters. “Any Time At All” is darkly comical and entertaining indeed, with the HDK special brand of humor and heart. Thank you.
Another fine RAAC by the master of the lunatic. I envisioned him divorcing and trying to find out what new children he had fathered. He sure had some good old boy pure dumb luck! Another entertaining tale. But I think he should have gotten his ducks lined up, protected his interests and gotten a divorce. Her excuse was pretty weak stuff. Thanks for the story.
This is some high-quality fag cuck shit here. I enjoyed this little romp. The usual 5 stars.
Once again a great and highly imaginative story from HDK; I confess the last line saddened me, feeling that the hero's duplicity cast a shadow over him.
Love the ending surprise! Totally an "HDK tall tale!!!"
Yes it was a lot to digest, as to how fast things happened. The punch line did it for me. He was already fixed. Nice job.
Why was his wife avoiding sex with him for a couple of months and bashing him for being non-romantic. He lt her off too easy without explanaion
That there was some funny "cuck shit". 5
Well done HDK.
I have been chuckling for the past 20 minutes.
Good read!
This poor bastard sounds like a cross between Walter Mitty and Forest Gump...
You sure know how to spin a yarn. Thank you, once again for an entertaining story...
You got a five from me!!!
If he were still alive I would have cast Peter Sellers in the role of the narrator . So many chain of events were going on I almost expected a Chinese private valet to jump him from the hallway closet.
So why is it that Mary was always turning him down for sex if she wasn't getting it on a regular basis from someone else like the dead guy she claimed only happened once. I think there is something rotten in Denmark. I think she is a lying slut.
This is more like it. Great to have you back.
I'm not a big fan of the drunk excuse, though. Very few courts now accept it, so why should spouses?
Did you have run-in with Abbott and Costello sometime in your life? Or was it the Marx Bros?
I loved the way you weaved everything together. I always look forward to your next story -- or next adventure.
A full complement of stars being thrown your way, with my thanks for starting my day on a bright note.
Hooked
A very funny story. I enjoyed this one immensely. Had me sympathizing as well as laughing. Thanks for another great read, HDK!
Nice story, not like the typical ways here. THIS was something new 5*.
Didnt deal with wifey cutting him off sexually before the murder, and dont restraining orders have to be served?
A wild ride as only HDK can write it. This is classic HDK humor and is a very welcome addition to this great invitational. A change of pace with great humor and a twisted imagination. Mary's last statement ends it perfectly.
>>>I loved the ending. The weaving was certainly a master-piece.
Please!! (to you and the other masters of the written) write more of your stories, and keep 'Loving Wives' in the category it was always intended to be.
Please don't let it fall into the clutches of these neo perverts that we see submitting their garbage on our beloved "LOVING WIVES".
5*****!!!
That was one hell of a good trip from HDK. Cheating, murder, bank robbery, kidnapping, viagra, and still a happy ending. I can't believe he lied to the two sisters, him being such an upstanding man. This would make a good movie. I'm thinking Matthew Mcconaughy for the lead.
HDK hit another out of the park!
Do you play football? New England's looking for a winner.
Jedd Clampett (carvohi)
Sorry I'm kind of stuck using anonymous on my lap top anymore. I'd get my name up, but I can;t remember my password, and every time I try to get it fixed I get a funny page that says I can't do it.
Anyway, thanks for a great one.
You needed one more sentence to close out your story. “I awoke from sleeping on the couch, shook my head, and said that I sure had some crazy dreams last night.” More of a Smile Story than a Loving Wives but I did chuckle. Thanks for sharing.
I hold myself in contempt for "you're vacation". I saw that after it posted and correcting errors on Lit is more trouble than it is worth. Annie is right about that. I expect better from me.
I thank all who read and commented on this story. I especially thank my buddy who always offers me the pleasure of his used condoms. I always look for his/her comments and would feel slighted if he failed to take a shot. AnonymousinRed (AiR) is a delight, She only recently joined, yet feels my skills have greatly diminished of late. She makes me want to try harder. I lover her name. I want to post a story AiR will enjoy. That is my goal now.
What about all the times she turned him down and argued with him ? ?
LIE DETECTOR TEST
bill
5ssss still good story
{ life can be like that, just remember to keep your mouth SHUT...}
It's Not more trouble than it's worth. Saying Mea Culpa isn't really worth much if you don't fix the mistake once pointed out.
It's not as difficult as you make it seem, it's just a matter of sending in an updated version to take the current chapter's place.
I love this discussion. I have yet to see Anonymous post a story, yet has the knowledge to explain how to correct one. This Mea Culpa shit works both ways. Your comment is not worth much if you cannot reveal your experience in this matter. It would appear you post stories, Anonymous. Why hide? It is also worth noting anonymous users are allowed one post on a story. That simple rule seems beneath you. You don't seem qualified to give advice.
As other commenter pointed out, he lack of interest in sex was never explained. I could think that it was out of guilt for what happened, bah bah, but it needed to be explained. Their marriage wasn't in a good place even before shit hit the fan. They obviously have communication problems.
The ending is a typical HDK one and made me laugh hard.
This was a interesting story with a twist that I enjoyed. Worth reading.
I really like HDK below on Anonymous posters - too true!
Please keep writing and I will keep reading.
Really great job. I thought I was reading a slightly-redneck version of P.G. Wodehouse, with our Hapless Hero blundering into one misadventure after another. I thought maybe you had one more in store for him on his way home. How you kept them all straight as it was, is beyond me. The reveal of the vasectomy was hilarious, but I suspect the Weird Sisters will just try again. Corroded battery cables are easily arranged.
Very well done; 5* of course.
I love this discussion.(then why are you so salty?)
I have yet to see Anonymous post a story, (are you stupid? anons can't post stories. did you think yourself clever stating the obvious?)
yet has the knowledge to explain how to correct one. (you do not have to DO a thing, to understand a thing. does a mathematician need to travel to space, to plot out a flight course? No. We can all have opinions on things, and even good ones)
This Mea Culpa shit works both ways. Your comment is not worth much if you cannot reveal your experience in this matter. (how do you post 'your experiences?' you write stories, all of which could be phoned in, and based on almost no personal experiences. And you have not even come close to proving your stupid and asinine belief that experience is a requirement to talk on a subject. In fact, my off the cuff road block example needs refuting to even begin supporting your fragile shitty assertions)
It would appear you post stories, Anonymous. Why hide? (this shit again. no one is hiding, stop with the school yard level manipulations. 'what are you...chicken?' what are you, stupid? there are literally dozens of reasons that DONT involve your low energy insult. maybe that anon was lazy, maybe they like shitting on you as anon since it rustles your jimmies, maybe they prefer to lurk and comment anonymously...because they can not only be more honest...but self important shits like you can be more honest in your reactions. if you believe positive ID makes us more honest, I have a bridge to sell you.)
It is also worth noting anonymous users are allowed one post on a story. That simple rule seems beneath you. You don't seem qualified to give advice. (we can easily by-pass that 'rule'. i think it's to protect the easily butt-hurt from flooding anon posts. most of us are too lazy to easily by-pass that silly out-dated wall. we literally scratch our ass, and move on to better things. because no one cares. well...except you....crying about anons....not realizing how anonymous YOU are. you don't have an address attached to your name. now...why is that...i wonder. see what i did there? that's the thing you do. isn't it cute? god..you're like an emotional babu with big boy words)
she changes character for so long and denies sex yet says she had a one time slip up so please forgive me and he does?
Everything ended up fitting, by the end of the story... except, of course, Mary's lack of intimacy for the past month. Maybe it was the result of Lassiter's assault on her, though. Then again, if it was that serious and she felt that badly about it, she should have told her husband about it.
Still, kinda funny that fate seems to have chosen Bill as an instrument of destruction here. Is it weird, though, that I kinda feel bad for the raping sisters? And what was so wrong with them that they couldn't pick up some stud in a bar to get the 'job' done right? Weird questions that I will never have answer for.
Anyway... fun ride! thanks for the share, author.
But this was funny as hell. Nice job HDK.
Let's see...
HDK seems to be having doubts about people in positions of responsibility and power, or perhaps irresponsibility and power. Det. Cook returns in another guise.
HDK, like JPB seems to think road trips are ways to get ones end off... be irresponsible, don't ya know. It's okay if - she cheating on you, you were tied up, and drugged, and they weren't that pretty, and you had a vasectomy.
Geez, guilt is a hard thing to have a good time with...
This invitational thing kinda overloads my ability to read, but does kinda let me think a bit about the theme... you know when I was growing up we went camping - but going camping is very structured in the sense that you needed to watch where you were walking, all the other people in the party, the camp site needed to be well sited as well as cleaned up when we were done... not a lot of chance to be irresponsible. I guess that is my burden to bear on having a good time.
I don't know - we will all feel better in a bit, and hopefully find ways to have a (responsible) good time.
Hope you and yours are well and happy -
Green-something
What a fun FICTIONAL story to brighten my C-19 Isolation day. BTW HDK, finding one grammatical error in your story does not constitute an apology-requiring event. With your posts, readers are getting far more than their money's worth.
OK, I did not think much of this story. However the last paragraph had me spitting my coffee, so 5 *
I felt the story contained too many fantastic coincidences, and was convinced that there was a better story in there somewhere.
Then the last paragraph pulled it back out enough to gain a decent score.
Question: Why hadn't wife or daughter tried to contact him prior to the sisters episode? The day after the bank robbery, he checked via email with his brother, wife & daughter had not attempted contact, either direct to him or by way of his brother.
After wife's confession, which sounded more like she was raped, I think I would have recommended to the husband to delay sexual contact with the wife long enough to get himself tested for STDs. Who knows how long and with how many guys the sisters where running their scheme.
An easy excuse for holding off sex with his forgiven wife, would be for hubby to insist that Mary be tested, due to her contact with Barry who was screwing everything in sight.
I think, like Forest Gump, they made the story and injected a bit of humor. I thought this was a well done, complete tale that thoroughly entertained!
You should consider taking some grammar and spelling classes. Maybe find someone to help you with your language problem.
...on the strength of a far better than average tale. I’ve enjoyed most of your stories, if not because I relate to someone or something in them, then at least because the tell a story, engage me in the story and happily have a beginning, a middle and an end.
I tend to like at least one character in most of your stories, in some, I like several.
That tells me that you write characters well.
Now I don’t know what the criteria for good storytelling is in your world, but in mine,, you routinely hit all the buttons.
Thank you, carry on and may you be allowed to continue for as long as you like.
And please put on a leather jacket or grow a thick skin. The troglodytes can’t outgrow their nature, so will never become capable of appreciating a story that doesn’t fit their expectations. I hope for surprises and variations....really who wants the same story told slightly differently 223,462 times? Not me, sir, not me.
His wife had been ignoring him and cutting him off for 2 months.If she only screwed Lassiter once, why was she so cold to her husband. He needs to have some serious talks and sex with her before he takes her back
He isn't original. Most of his stories are telegraphed from the get go. He hasn't written a single amazing work unlike others. His protege is far better but she seems obsessed with old men fucking their daughters as if it's the most natural thing in the world. I know everyone loves Randi but some of her stuff is fucking creepy and demented. So yeah HDK is nothing special. 3 pages of typical. Sure the stories are well written but that's about it. There is real talent on this site but somehow HDK and others seem to feel they are superior. Just look at their condescending comments posted for other stories.
Last anonymous dude, I am a special talent. You are jealous. My stories are perfect, I am revered because it is the natural and right thing to do. Every story of mine is original, and brilliant. I would never make a condescending remark regarding your reading skill and obvious envy. I am as real as anyone with a made up name on a porn site can be. I revel in my self proclaimed talent and charm. Take off the blinders, read my stories again, and learn how a legend does it
I rate him in the top ten Here .. I Think He is that Darn Good .. This Story had a Great ending ..
now if all egos and gossip mongers may not have too much with small town tales. TK U MLJ LV NV