shakespeare_i_aint

I write hardcore stories. My style recalls the paperback sex novels of a misspent youth. I use an unwarranted amount of adjectives and I report the findings of all five senses. I know at least 25 acceptable (to me) synonyms for a penis and I use them freely, hoping each might be the accidental word that trips someone, somewhere, into the immediate need for an orgasm. I write the stories I do not find on literotica and I do it in my style. As someone may have once ought to have said, "It ain't Shakespeare, but it'll do."