I write dirty stories occasionally.
It amuses me.
That's what you get when you read too much smut.
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Thank you for your support. It means a lot to me to see an e-mail in my inbox telling me how much someone likes what I'm writing.
I promise, my stories will get to a point, but I like to build up to them slowly and make it as complicated as possible (thus, ensuring sequels and cross stories for the future). So, for those who have stuck around through the long months with nothing, thank you for your patience. The end is coming eventually.